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If I go missing, use the selfie that has the most notes on it

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sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

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madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

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quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

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quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

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lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

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